remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop
The goverdment should make more money
That would cause inflation and make things worse
you dont know shit. more cash = more spending with dollers and i finally get to buy a racecar bed
together at last
excuse me i have something important 2 add
has science invented a way to lay on your side while wearing headphones yet
PAJAMAS FOR YOUR EARS
if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands
teaching this living cupcake how to be a ruthless fucking cannibal
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
So I was reading reviews for Animal Crossing New Leaf, and I saw this.
This is literally the best.