May 11
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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May 07
April 10, 2012
“When I grow up, I’m gunna be a superhero!”
“Mmh.”
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May 05
stages of friendship on the internet
- Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
- Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
- Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
- Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
- Stage 5: HERE'S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I'M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU
- Stage 6: when's your birthday
- Stage 7: heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme
- Stage 8: married
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May 05
>want Kaibaman card
>browse online for prices for teh lulz
>don’t buy one yet
>go to Target
>get some Yugimanz cards
>get Kaibaman in said Target cards
>mfw HEART OF THE CARDS
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May 04
- me: shut up dad i'm kawaii
- dad: don't tell me you're kawaii
- me: i can't be silenced
- dad: i'm telling you to be kawaiet
- me:
- dad:
- me:
- dad: see, i'm down with the kids and their hip new lingo
- me: oh my gOD
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May 04
I .had a lot of time on my hands in class. I am the best johndave shipper. It is me ;w;
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